Questions dogs might ask God:
- Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? - Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?- Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? - Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? - Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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