Sonnet 43 from a PC Geek point of view

How do I love PC ( Windows)? Let me count the ways.

I love PC to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of being and ideal grace.

I love PC to the level of every day’s

Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.

I love PC freely, as men strive for right;

I love PC purely, as they turn from praise.

I love PC with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.

I love PC with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost saints. I love PC with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,

I shall but love PC better after death.

Joking with Windows, I am married into...

( Atari OS was my first girl friend, but Windows is my wife. A little sense of humor for PC lovers. I said PC because it rhymes better with Thee, but I wanted to point to Microsoft Windows.)

A computer geek should be loyal to one operating system just like a true man is married to one wife and one wife only.  Humor with some truth in it.

I admit using Google laptop ( a brother in Christ) and times to times Mac OS ( a sister in Christ)... Hope you are on the same page than my humor...

Below: in love with the operating system -not PC... We go through downs and ups in our relationship, but we stay together ( Vista was not good, nor currently Windows 8.1. Hopefully, the next season for us will be better: Windows 10, a new chapter in our relationship. We will renew our vows for each other.)

Joke about King Solomon and his wisdom

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.

"This young CPA agreed to marry my daughter," said the first one.

"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.

And so they haggled before the King, until he demanded silence. "My sword! Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and we shall cut the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half."

"Fine. Sounds good to me," said the first lady.

But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let this other woman's daughter marry him."

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "Indeed, the accountant must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.

"But she was willing to hack him in two!" exclaimed the king's court.

"Precisely!" said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."

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